S: “Naw, if Ima get my dick sucked, I want it to be because the right bitches recognize my talent.”
Me: “Oh, not because you’re cute?”
S: “No, that can happen any time, for any one, I want to be on another level now. It’ll mean more.”
Damn, the things some people say. Never fails to get a laugh outta me.
In regards to our conservative-tastes inclined mother (meaning no liking for caffeine or alcohol, my sister commented: “Oh she gave you a hard time for getting coffee? Next time just tell her you’ll grab a beer.”